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A farewell to Microsoft Office

Bye Bye Microsoft Office
It's Sunday afternoon and I've been pushed over the edge by Microsoft's product activation process to such an extent that I have ditched Office 2003 in favour of OpenOffice and Thunderbird.
The problem stemmed from another Microsoft product when I decided the time had come to make the move from 32-bit Windows XP to 64-bit Windows 7. My old PC had done sterling duty and worked perfectly but the desktop had started to look a bit old and crusty and I also fancied making the change from DirectX 9 to DirectX 11.
I built a replacement PC and in the process I made the jump from Intel Core 2 to Intel Core i7 and all appeared to be well. The next step was to install my chosen applications, including Office 2003,  so I could get email up and running, which meant I had to activate both Windows and Office.
A day or two later my new PC began to mysteriously blue screen and restart. It appeared to be a problem with memory compatibility so I spent a week changing component after component (four lots of memory, the graphics card, CPU, motherboard, sound card and power supply since you wonder) until I got to the C: drive.
Ok, it's not called the C: drive these days but you know what I mean. Happily I made the transition from hard drive to Solid State Drive (SSD) a while back and the process of copying the contents of one SSD to another is incredibly swift. Unfortunately it also meant that I had to reactivate Office as Microsoft appears to be more deeply concerned about system changes with Office than it is with Windows.
I guess that tells us which division of Microsoft makes all the profit and therefore merits the most protection.
Changing the SSD didn't solve the problem and today - Sunday – I had a flash of inspiration. In the past I have used a dedicated network card but now I was using the integrated NIC on the motherboard. There's nothing wrong with integrated hardware but heck, it was something I hadn't considered so I whipped open the case of the PC, slipped in a shiny Intel Gigabit card, disabled the integrated NIC in the BIOS and was good to go. It's too early to tell whether the change has helped my PC but what I can tell you for certain is that Office 2003 regards a change in the network adapter as sufficient grounds for reactivation.
The automatic on-line activation process wouldn't play ball and neither would the phone system so I ended up speaking to a worker on the Hell Desk. She was adamant that the only people who could get Office working were the UK technical support desk and they work regular office hours Monday to Friday which isn't much use on Sunday afternoon.
There's an irony here as I was originally sent my retail copy of Office 2003 by Microsoft themselves when I reviewed the package many years ago and I know for a fact that the software has only ever been installed on my personal PC.
Cursing their corporate name to the heavens I paid a visit to OpenOffice and downloaded their free 141MB office suite and followed that with 9MB of free Thunderbird email agent
It took me about fifteen minutes to install the software, set up my email account, import email from Outlook and to change my default applications from Outlook, Word and Excel to Thunderbird, Writer and Calc.
I've thought long and hard about my closing sentence and have chosen the words with some care.
Microsoft, you can take Office and shove it.